Being Danil Krivoruchko

В студийном чате сегодня упражняюстя на тему космических шуток:

went to a restaurant on the moon this weekend. food was great, but there was no atmosphere.

I hope the restaraunt understands the gravity of not having an atmosphere

Totally picked the place last minute. Next time I will Planet in advance

Last time I went into space, I read a really good book - I couldn't put it down!

I tried once to be a comedian in space, but nobody could catch my drift...

I dated someone in space, but it didnt last, there was just nothing between us

i actually used to date someone in space too but, we drifted apart

I broke up with my space girlfriend. I just didn't want to be tethered. I miss having dessert with her. We would always share a float.

Fortunately, everyone's laid back in space. There's no pressure.

Надеюсь я не нарушил 7 пунктов NDA только что.