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Veronica: [after talking to William] That was Snowball.

Dante: Why do you call him that?

Veronica: Sylvan made it up. It's a blow job thing.

Dante: What do you mean?

Veronica: After he gets a blow job, he likes to have it spit back into his mouth while kissing. It's called snowballing.

Dante: He requests this?

Veronica: He gets off on it.

Dante: Sylvan can be talked into anything.

Veronica: Why do you say that?

Dante: Like you said, she snowballed him.

Veronica: Sylvan? No, I snowballed him.

Dante: Yeah, right.

Veronica: I'm serious.

Dante: You sucked that guy's dick!?

Veronica: Yeah, how do you think I knew that he...

Dante: Wait, but you said you only had sex with three different guys! You never mentioned him.

Veronica: Because I never had sex with him.

Dante: You sucked his dick!

Veronica: We went out a few times. We never had sex, but we fooled around.

Dante: Oh, my God! Why did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?

Veronica: Because I did only have sex with three different guys! That doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.

Dante: Oh, my God, I feel so nauseous.

Veronica: Sorry, Dante, I thought you understood.

Dante: I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!

Veronica: Please calm down.

Dante: How many?

Veronica: Dante!

Dante: How many dicks have you sucked?

Veronica: Let it go!

Dante: How many?

Veronica: All right! Shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!

Dante: This is different! This is important! How many? [A customer comes up to the counter and Dante helps her while Veronica does some math] Well?

Veronica: Um... something like 36.

Dante: WHAT? SOMETHING LIKE 36!?

Veronica: Lower your voice.

Dante: Wait, what is that anyway, "something like 36?" Does that include me?

Veronica: Um... 37.

Dante: I'M 37!?

Veronica: I'm going to class.

Dante: Oh, my God. [customer walks up to pay] 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!

Customer: In a row?