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Daily Life - What Am I Thinking! #D0074

A: Miss, your salad.

B: Mmm, looks good! I’m positively famished.

A: And for you, sir...

C: Thank you.

A: Enjoy.

B,C: Thank you.

C: I can’t believe she’s on a date with me! I’m so lucky! I must be the luckiest guy in the world! I want to scream at the top of my lungs, ” I’m the luckiest dude in the world! ” Oh, shut up! Don’t be such a dumb ass. She’s so hot. Wait, I can’t say that. That’s sexist. She’s so hot, She’s making me sexist. Oh my god! I’m such a tool. Okay, get it together. Uhh, she’s eating salad. Oh right, I have a salad. Oh, crap! Which fork do I use? Dammit! She’s going to think I’m a moron. What the hell are all these forks for? Which one did she use? Okay, chill... be cool, be cool. Just take a fork... eat your salad...

B: Um... I...

C: Yrmf? Mmmm. Sorry, you were saying?

B: You’re eating my salad.

C: Oh, yes... it’s delicious...

Key Vocabulary

salad - a dish made of raw vegetables

positively - truly

famished - very hungry

at the top of one’s lungs - to be as loud as possible

dumbass - an impolite way of calling someone foolish

sexy - sexy to the greatest degree

tool - someone who is stupid or useless

get it together - control your emotions

crap - an impolite way of saying something is bad

moron - someone who is very stupid

chill - calm down; relax

Supplementary Vocabulary

feminism - the belief that men and women should have equal rights and opportunities

blind date - a romantic outing with someone that you have not met before

spaz - a person who is very clumsy or awkward

first impression - the way people see or perceive you the first time you meet

blow it - to miss an opportunity or chance